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Hetman
17 June 2006 @ 01:13 am
"And for the sake of my LJ, I'll try to:
- upload a couple more display pictures
- update my journal once in a while
- comment on other journals as well as my own
- make more e-friends with LJs
- bitch more with intense verbal motherfucking action"


Okay, I lied. '=.=

The past few months have been quite a blur so I'll take a while to sift them out. Meantime, you can read this crap:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hetman!

  1. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Hetman.
  2. There are 336 dimples on Hetman.
  3. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Hetman, and 400 times smaller.
  4. Hetman can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  5. It's bad luck to put Hetman on a bed!
  6. Hetman can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
  7. The horns of Hetman are made entirely from hair!
  8. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Hetman on New Year's Day.
  9. Hetman has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  10. Hetman can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
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Yeah, WTF. So, I tried my christian name. I got this instead:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about William!

  1. William can turn his stomach inside out!
  2. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as William!
  3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into William.
  4. To check whether William is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten William will sink, and fresh William will float.
  5. Czar Paul I banished William to Siberia for marching out of step.
  6. William is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
  7. US gold coins used to say 'In William we trust'.
  8. William can sleep for three and a half years.
  9. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as William!
  10. William is worth his weight in gold - literally!
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Now, with "Will":

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Will!

  1. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Will with his left foot.
  2. There are 336 dimples on Will.
  3. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Will are all berries.
  4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Will is two minutes.
  5. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Will.
  6. The Will-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Will-fights take place there every day!
  7. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Will!
  8. All swans in England belong to Will.
  9. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Will every year.
  10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Will'.
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Ugghh....
 
 
Current Mood: boredslice!
Current Music: Unlimited Blade Works - Fate/stay night (visual novel)
 
 
Hetman
25 February 2006 @ 08:47 pm
A quiz dedicated to: my favourite broken mug. I wish you'll enjoy being a great cup in the afterlife. You were the best.

To my dearest mug...Collapse )
 
 
Hetman
12 February 2006 @ 10:58 pm
Fuck. I haven't touched my LJ for looooong while. Now, I'll try to briefly recount everything during the past few months:-

- Happy birthday to me! I'm now seventeen! Waha! Motherfuckar~! :D ($$$ <3)

- Merry Christmas to me and everybody else! ($$$ and presents <3)

- Haopy mews yeras ebertone11 damn am i drnuk or wat?/ (parties, lawl)

- During the school holidays, it was fun even though half the time was spent on doing school homework (rofl, complex numbers and graphs), note-making and revision. Plenty of visits from caring friends (because I became a 'study hermit') and went out alot during the six weeks. Even though its a blur to me now. Oh well.

- Fate/stay night anime came! Watched it and I loved it! I hanged around at AnimeSuki (as 'vin.dictive') for 3 weeks or so, uploading Fate/stay night pictures and CGs, then I gave up due to work congestion.

- Downloading Bleach (episodes 46>) and Supernatural from BitComet.

- I missed out on the social cruise. FUCK!

- Back to play Gunbound! God, I suck soo much ass now. My skills with the A.sate and the Nakmachine are soo bad. At least I can kill newbs hilariously hard. :p (i'm still a chick!)

- Back from school two weeks ago. Quite hectic but I manage to finish everything. I only have Math and English work to do now. I need to procrastinate later.

- While I was at tutoring at 'North Shore' (North Shore is a tutoring centre in NSW), I met my old math and science tutor I had back at Year 5, 7, and 8. He complains about how Australia has become a 'Blue Collar' economy and told me about this 100 UAI (tied 1st in the state with 18 students) guy who did: 4-unit English, 3-unit Ancient History, 2-unit Modern History, 2-unit Maths, and 1-unit Religion studies. It completely change his mindset of how top people always focus on math and science subjects. In contrast, here's a 99.85 guy: 4-unit maths, 2-unit Physics, 2-unit Chemistry, 2-unit Advanced English, and 2-unit Legal Studies (I think). Guess who's the smarter guy? The 99.85 guy. Simply because the guy had majority of his assessment tasks in-class, and right at the spot. The 100 guy had more 'take-home' assessments therefore maximizing his marks were relatively easier because he has the time to perfect it (and who knows if he has tutors to help him...).

- "Sayonara, bitches!"

That's all the stuff I can recall from the very top of my head. The rest is a window blur that I can't wipe clean with "Spray and Wipe" Ajax. No matter how hard I tried. Ahh well. :\

And for the sake of my LJ, I'll try to:
- upload a couple more display pictures
- update my journal once in a while
- comment on other journals as well as my own
- make more e-friends with LJs
- bitch more with intense verbal motherfucking action

By the way, today I had a phone call from Winder. He's wondering if I'm interested to see a Disturbed concert with KoRn, Hatebreed and 10 years coming on the 27th of April at the Sydney Superdome. 90 bucks. I'm still thinking about it whether or not I'm available on that day.

Disturbed. KoRn. Hatebreed. 10 Years. Very worth my 90 dollars.
 
 
Current Mood: excitedfinished updating
Current Music: nup
 
 
Hetman
17 September 2005 @ 08:41 pm
I think my sister developed a toe fetish... eww.

We were playing scissors-paper-rock (rock-paper-scissors... whatever) with our feet together. Her toes... well.. slippers with my toes. And my other bare foot on my heel and her slipper on her heel. We were ready. The rules were:

- Everytime someone loses a round in scissors-paper-rock, the winner takes "one-step back" (with their front foot) as long our back toe meet with the back heel and the loser has to touch the tip of their foot... somehow.
- Then we rinse, repeat and let the gap grow!

I kicked her ass in the first set. w00t!
She was kicking my ass in the second set, but I HAD MY COMEBACK! A few seconds later, she was laughing out of random and she was looking and pointing at my toe. I was puzzled at first, then she said,

Sister: "Your toe is funny."

Sister: *puts her slipper against my toe then laughed some more*

So, I went to relieve myself... I went to the toilet. Took a good piss, washed my hands and went out. Then out of random, still laughing hysterically (I thought she would get over it then).

Sister: "Your toe was a square"
Me: "What? My toe was a square? Okay... how is it a square?"
Me: *looked at my toes. I need to cut my toe nails*
Sister: *puts her slipper against my toe then laughed some more*

...

Twenty-Thirty minutes later, I went to the computer, she followed, I got my LJ up and began typing this entry. She noticed the first line of my entry...

Sister: "What's a fetish?" *kicks me* x5
Sister: "Stop typing everything what I say! Can I 'fetish' in the dictionary?"
*after she looks up the word, "fetish"*
Sister: "Hey! It's not an obsession! It's just funny. Your toe was funny. I think your toe is funny."
Sister: *after she figured what I was doing on the computer*
Sister: "Stop copying what I say! NOOOOOOOO!! STOP-MAKING-FUN-OF-ME! Mr.Guy is going to laugh at me, and Billy-Tilly will too!"

Few minutes afterwards...

"Hey, I'm going to be famous.. but in a bad way.."

BTW, she's 13.
 
 
Current Mood: amusedomg my toe
Current Music: Disturbed - 10,000 fists
 
 
Hetman
16 September 2005 @ 09:42 pm
Hmmm....

I'm thinking of actually using this account- not a way to read through MrGuy's interesting blog entries (forgive me MrGuy). My original private blog was pruned a few years ago. Ick. It had sooo much crap in it. I miss it.

Originally, I thought blogs were for emo-farkers that typed, "AHAHAHA, LAWL MAN, I'M GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE" or "OMFG, MY GIRL/BOY-FRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME. I;M GONNA STAB MESELF SILLEH" since I was raised in a board/forum where flaming others were plentiful and enough to share with everybody else! Good times, good times... (I was twelve then). I never invested for a diary.. back then, it seemed a waste of time and money writing every inch of your personal life where I could be doing something else like playing games (I played "Microsoft Ants!" on MSN Gaming Zone then. I wonder if it is there... I pwned back then with a P3, dial-up. I only lose to skilled cablers..) or insulting others over the internet. Then I gave it a shot during Year 8... it worked out, O-K.

So I was looking through all the blog possibilities...

MSN Spaces? Nup. (Piece of shit IMHO)
Zorbia? Nup.
Xanga? Nup.
Piitas? Used it for my old blog. Good... but nup.
LiveJournal? ...

Screw it, might as well use my LJ account that I haven't touched for 3 months.

Now, I'm just trying to get used to LiveJournal stuff. I wish to switch this layout, but I don't know how! Ohh... such a LJ newb. xP

Anyway...

Today! I had my 3U (3 Unit or Extension 1) Mathematics Exam! For the someone reading this and going "W-T-F?", I tell you guys roughly what it had examined. The exam itself wasn't too hard either. I was pretty calm... it began at around 9:00AM with five minutes reading time.

- Plane Geometry
- Circle Geometry
- Trigonometry
- Trigonometric Equations
- Functions (including domain and range)
- Linear Function
- Rules of Differentiation
- Quadratics
- Parabolas & Parametric Equations
- Locus
- Polynomials

Although I did screw myself up for going too slow. On my last exams were rushed and filled with silleh mistakes, so I decided to pace myself this time since it was a 2 hour test. With ten minutes to spare, I finished the entire paper. Or so I thought. I checked through my answers and I forgot that I skipped out 4 questions. So, I tackled the hardest question. A 10 mark circle geometry question. Took me a good two minutes how to go then I wrote it all out. After I done that, I went to the next question and drotted down all my working out... and then suddenly with the imperative "stop writing, put your pens down." Shit, I was too into that question that I didn't even hear the usual "you-have-five-minutes-to-go" call. >.< So I missed out 3 questions (lost 7 marks already, they were easy too). Thankfully, this is a trial year. Year 11-ness! All good, nothing to worry about. After the exams, I talked for a while... and I finally got my 2nd DVD of FMA (teh Full Metal Alchemist) from Stephen. I'm up-to-date for my FMA collection. w00t! (Got volumes 1, 2 and 3! All in a nifty black tin box!)

And for the rest of the afternoon- summarizing it... I bummed around, ate, watched Full Metal Alchemist 5-8 (Nina! <3 [the girl in purple]), took a nap, watched Honey & Clover 3, played Heli Attack 3 while I was "listening" to DrkX on AIM. For the rest of the night, I studied for my Economics exam coming up on the 19th.

For the rest of my exams previously- they went okay. Although I don't expect anything too good for Business Studies. Plan to drop the subject anyway. And I have two more exams to go! Economics and Physics.

Whoa! I only realized that my entry is long. I feel accomplished! =D

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Edit: Alright, I figured you can use HTML here, but how much HTML can I use here? Someone! plz explain dis poor newb ;-;
Edit2: Aww nuts! I checked out MrGuy's friends and Steve has a pretty appealing layout. Maybe I could ask him about it. =D (stealstealstealstealstealsteal...)
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished1st post! :D
Current Music: Nightwish - Stargazers